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Text to Becky

  • Eli: Oh, wait. I found someone better. The captain of the gymnastics team.
  • Becky: Aww, jealous. I knew you could do better.
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Text to Becky

  • Eli: I think that one girl you always call a fat cow. She really knows how to ride me. And don't forget to think about what I mentioned.
  • Becky: Oh, double ew. I hope she breaks your dick. xo. I'm thinking, just be patient.
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Text to Becky

  • Eli: K. Gonna go get laid now. Byeeee.
  • Eli: That better, babe?
  • Becky: So much. With who?
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Text to Becky

  • Eli: I thought you knew me better than that.If I want to text this way, then I am going to damn well do so. I am not going to change to make your poor little eyes feel better. And you didn't love it? Fine, I guess I was fooled by all of those fake little moans you made. You almost had me convinced. I guess I will just have to take my talents somewhere else. You won't miss me, will ya babe? Fine, she is yours. And you better think about it.
  • Becky: Seriously done with you if you don't follow my instructions. Don't hold your breath.
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incredible-imogen:

No, I get it. You um… you don’t have to explain yourself. I get the name. It’s just not nice, but I already knew you weren’t… nice. No, you shouldn’t stop being yourself, or that’s what I would normally say… except, in your case I don’t know. That wouldn’t be um… such a bad idea. Okay okay! I get it. You saw my panties. Okay. I get it. The whole school gets it now, I’m sure. Your dad is delusional… first his wig, and now this. I uh.. yeah. What are you talking about… what wouldn’t I be dreaming about? 

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And to think I almost thought you were a total lost cause. I’m proud of you. Admitting to your faults proves your capability to improve…and I like that in a person. I like that a lot.  You know, I was going to eventually drop this, but seeing your positive growth already, maybe you stand a chance, Gen. Mm, I don’t think you’re quite ready for me to tell you exactly what I was going to propose. But…you and I should hang out sometime. Just the two of us.

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Text to Becky

  • Eli: You wouldn't, no. I know you would not call me Elijah. I thought you knew me better than that, Baker. A week ago? You are fucking kidding me, right? You loved when I made you beg and you really loved when I did your favorite thing. So don't insult my sexual capabilities. You know how much that hurts :( I could help. I could show our innocent little girl how much fun the world could be. In so many different ways.
  • Becky: You're such a formal texter it hurts my eyes. I get contractions in papers get major deductions in composition, but there's more to the world than writing, you know. So contract. Or I won't. Loved it, huh? Maybe your ego is a bit too inflated. Maybe it's time I bring it back down to size. Frowny face and everything, eh? Grow up, baby. Our? Mine. She's mine. You don't get to sign onto a project halfway through and claim credit. But..I'll think about it.
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Text to Becky

  • Eli: Of course I can. I know you better than most people, Rebecca. And I made you beg this morning, remember? Or do you need me to refresh your memory...? And you are not just testing. You are fucking with her sweet little mind. And I want to help.
  • Becky: Ew, don't use formal names around me lest I start 'accidentally' forgetting your name at very critical points of our time spent together. Was it this morning? Here I was thinking it was a week ago. Guess you're just becoming routine. Oh, but I am. 0:) Help? What sort of help could you be with something still in its experimental phases?
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